tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50861366721121691082012-02-06T08:52:51.211-06:00I have an opinion on everything....sue meincoherenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00338166777151477600noreply@blogger.comBlogger941100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-56688336081731728942011-10-09T19:23:00.002-05:002011-10-09T19:23:50.655-05:00Writers BlockI have so much to say. Even made a list of the topics I was going to expound on. unfortunately, I get on here, and i have nothing (absolutely nothing!!) to say. There are so many things I'd like to talk about; vent over; get off my chest........but i just can't do it! aaaargh!!!
Something's gotta give! These darn drafts need to get finished, edited and published! Where are my 100 monkeys to incoherenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00338166777151477600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-16744674772178348112011-06-06T11:45:00.003-05:002011-06-06T12:29:04.677-05:00Quitters' Anonymous: First Meetinghi, my name is incoherent and i am a quitter. it didn't happen all at once. think it started years ago. when my first dream was cut down. i doggedly accepted the cards life had dealt me. and made no effort whatsoever to fight for what i wanted. i figured what had happened was meant to be. i resigned myself to fate. years later, i was presented with another opportunity to fulfill this dream. whichincoherenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00338166777151477600noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-22962952146186201842010-12-08T14:10:00.004-06:002011-06-22T06:02:22.628-05:0016 Days of ActivismStarting November 25th of every year and ending on the 10th of December, activists all over the world celebrate something that has been dubbed "16 Days of Activism". It was started in 1991 and has since then been a period set aside to create awareness and come up with lasting solutions to the global problem of gender violence.The first day- November 25 is the International Day of NO Violence incoherentnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-47441858852356718732010-11-18T04:19:00.002-06:002010-11-18T04:31:00.083-06:00Mini MeMy girl Ottilia is ripping her adopted country a new one in her most recent post. Please read and reply. She will also be on eNews this Saturday at 10:30 am our time on Ch 420 on DSTV. Not exactly sure we get that channel over here, but if we do, be sure to tune in!No, this isnt a shameless plug for my mini me. This is just a reminder of what and how we should all be feeling about this great incoherentnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-797145891086354552010-11-03T12:14:00.007-05:002010-12-08T13:53:20.165-06:00Things Nigeria Has Taught Me To Never Take For Granted1. hitting a light switch will turn on a light2. 1 GB download takes 5 minutes or less3. left over food goes in the refrigerator not the dustbin4. that SONY power pack i bought from that "reputable" store is an original5. there is ALWAYS cold water6. i can drive out @ 10 pm for a late night snack and find somewhere open7. wearing mid-thigh shorts and a tank top on a freakishly hot day will not incoherentnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-77539047705142785842010-11-02T10:25:00.003-05:002010-11-03T07:25:02.742-05:00He's Just Not That Into You<!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]>incoherentnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-51405974184156924442010-11-02T09:36:00.005-05:002010-11-12T15:43:57.177-06:00Random PostThis is a means of jolting me back to blogging. so its reeeeaaaaally random.I have a bb now. And I spend waaaay too much time on it. The qwerty keyboard has spoiled me and I fully expect that as I type my "i's", it will automatically become I and hitting space bar twice inserts a full stop and starts a new question see?celibacy is not in my bb dictionary. hmmmmm.......i have a new job which i incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-4093557638361093202010-07-21T06:32:00.001-05:002010-07-21T06:32:44.230-05:00Unsolved MysteriesA lot of people get asked, if you could have a conversation with God, what would you talk about? For me I would want an explanation to these eternal nagging questions:1. What happened to Amelia Earhart? 2. Who took the Lindberg baby and why? Or did the baby never leave the house at all?3. Was Jimmy Hoffa really killed? And where did they hide his body if he was?4. What happened on the Marie incoherentnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-76816045922414463652010-07-21T06:31:00.001-05:002010-07-21T06:31:09.469-05:00Birthday BluesIn a couple of hours I am going to be a year closer to 30. I am not a happy camper. I am a scared, lonely, broke, old ass chick. Scratch that, an old hag who has refused to outgrow her tomboy ways. I'm hard on myself I know. At some level, I must be this totally hot chick who's intelligent, funny, lovely to be with.....at least that's what my current fan is telling me. See, I'm liking this dude incoherentnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-40138095851904229272010-05-25T13:26:00.003-05:002010-05-25T13:33:17.517-05:00Your Comment Will Be Visible After Approval By Author....or something like that....... I have a confession: i have always thought of freaksho as a snob. as in he's always nice to me with just a tad bit of condescension mixed in. and then when i realised he moderates his blog comments? "what an ASS!!" ....albeit a pretty cute one (sorry i couldnt resist).but then, ever since i returned to this country, and am forced to use the embarassingly dodgy incoherentnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-26532650228530564352010-04-17T11:50:00.000-05:002010-07-21T06:33:28.992-05:00I miss my wifiIn a perfect world, I would totally be rocking my Touch. It's got awesome features including this one which allows me to type out a blog in my spare time and publish it directly without getting up from my bed. I really miss that. Being able to check bank accounts, send and recieve emails and even chat on days when I'm too darn lazy to get out of bed, or turn on the computer and wait for it to incoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-75114548066989353782010-04-11T18:57:00.005-05:002010-04-19T15:53:15.762-05:00Updatetomorrow, i celebrate the anniversary my fourth month back. I have mosquito bites all over my body. I have lost 2 very good friends (and counting)...no they didnt die, we're drifting apart. Funny how the distance made us so close and now the closeness is making us so distant :(I've also gained a couple new friends. Just a couple really, seeing as I suck at making friends.Uh what else...oh! i've incoherentnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-10783752188298395952010-01-17T18:37:00.004-06:002010-06-12T09:25:36.036-05:00Naija Weight Loss Plan (patent pending)Phase 1: LagosStep 1: Arrive at the airport. The power goes out while your luggage is still being brought out on the carrel. So you have to drag your two excessively overweight bags off the carrel while holding on to your precious laptop bag as well the carry-on bag you brought off the plane. Then you realize that the carts aren't free…..and you have no naira. So you drape the carry on and laptopincoherentnoreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-6985037130614129932009-12-18T16:22:00.004-06:002010-01-17T18:09:02.882-06:00Home Sweet HomeI'm home. It is boiling hot and I have not seen NEPA abi na PHCN generated electricity since I got here. I havent had a glass of cold water in days. My feet are swollen from a combo of walking and the unbearable heat. I am even more self conscious about my weight as I have ever been because people keep staring at me in shock damn it! I have had to refrain from cursing out people at my bank. Have incoherentnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-23561992495845208112009-12-08T09:29:00.002-06:002009-12-08T10:28:26.939-06:00Gemstone 2025 NigeriaI havent ranted in a while, but I have found something that is really getting my goat at the mo'....so here comes the rant!so my friend Tosyn has been hyping up this Makeover Mushin event taking place on Saturday December 12. i was like damn, thats a great idea. for painful but somewhat obvious reasons i cant make it. but hey its a great idea so why not join the organisation that put it together incoherentnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-71869470690138856742009-11-17T09:11:00.007-06:002010-06-12T09:27:14.528-05:00Wanted:For Immediate EmploymentSex: (yes please!) MaleAge: 30-35Height: 5' 11" - 6' 4"Weight: 170 -210 lbs (80-110 kg)Distinguishing features: nice ass (grippable), dimples would be nice (in whatever cheeks of your choosing), easy on the eyesNationality: seriously?? WHO CARES!!Religion: Christian would nice, Catholic would be so awesome! Just be open to the existence of a higher power for incoherentnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-21188367127085539462009-11-16T15:43:00.004-06:002009-11-25T17:57:19.196-06:00Take Me As I Amthe latest craze in town is to get incoherent a man. even guys are getting in on it. asking me about this guy or that. pointing out the good qualities of this dude or that one. there's one chick who has been threatening to create a profile for me on one of these online dating sites. now, i am even more guarded with my pictures than i used to be. sigh.as if that weren't bad enough, i now get incoherentnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-92090668679560531562009-10-18T02:29:00.002-05:002009-11-16T15:40:38.647-06:00I miss Godlately Miss CaramelD has been voicing things i've had rolling around in my head. i've been going through a lot of things lately. i've probably been here before, but it just feels so much harder this time. and i know, this time, its cuz i dont feel at peace. it doesnt feel like these things are just for a season. i dont see what i am learning. i dont grasp anything. i've stopped praying because incoherentnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-44667024279901351272009-10-13T22:01:00.003-05:002009-11-16T15:43:12.063-06:00One Of Those DaysIts one of those day. Everyone has them. When you wake up and you're miserable. You look for a shoulder to cry on and no one seems to be there. You catalogue your life and cant put your finger on one achievement. You wonder why you're bothering. What exactly the point of anything is. Oh sure you laugh at the shows on TV. But as soon as the moment is over. You just wanna curl up. In the middle of incoherentnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-27611117330809741192009-10-09T00:07:00.004-05:002009-11-11T20:02:41.863-06:00Upgradeso i'm stuck in a rut. been depressed about a shit load of stuff lately. about two months ago, i was actually REJECTED. how much lower can a girl fall? really?anyway folks point is, i have been playing it safe. content to be dour and matronly. semi-mannish and well .....uninteresting is a nice way of putting it. so yesterday, i went out. got my hair done and my eyebrows did. didnt get my nails incoherentnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-54629453911161354522009-09-30T21:13:00.003-05:002009-11-11T20:06:56.295-06:00Independence DayToday, my country is 49. A whole FORTY NINE!! Another year, we'll be half a century old.A lot of people say Nigeria is in shambles. That it is a terrible place. I see a lot of people hustling, doing whatever they can to "travel"; "go abroad". The various embassies are full to the brim. Even tiny ass countries have no respect for Nigerians. Because everyone is "suffering" there...or so outsiders incoherentnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-50516837869558240262009-09-21T10:43:00.004-05:002010-06-12T10:40:26.318-05:00The Date That Never Was- a true storyMy friend comes to visit. We had a fun weekend, then on sunday i take him to go visit his childhood friends. who are now engineers. we meet the first friend. yawn! boring! his subscription to popular science is waay more interesting. then another friend shows up. he comes in and they start "catching up". then i hear those magic words "how's the phd going".now, i must pause and tell you that i'm incoherentnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-15616550726490102902009-08-07T08:31:00.005-05:002010-06-12T09:16:21.965-05:00HimI woke up this morning and started playing with my contacts list. Adding pictures, editing birthdays, attaching notes to the special people. I got to HIM. said things i'd had rolling around in my head. then i read mancee's post, which inspired me to write this one.everyone has in their head what that ONE will be like. whether or not u've voiced it or written it down, there are certain things thatincoherentnoreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-53579300147320880232009-08-06T22:47:00.007-05:002009-11-23T13:48:20.327-06:00The Unsung HeroAt some point, everyone blogs about their mom. How awesome she is and yadda yadda yadda. Don't get me wrong, i love my mother. that woman KNOWS things. when i'm in trouble it's eerie how she just "randomly" calls to "check if i'm ok". i'll wake up some mornings and a text is waiting for me about a bible verse. and when i look it up, its exactly what i was needing to hear at that point. but hey, incoherentnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-55247977375574121562009-08-02T08:54:00.004-05:002009-08-05T14:22:18.535-05:00The Wedding Blues AftermathSo I went for said wedding. Got there thursday night, picked up my rental car. Guys that car was UGLY!!! OMG it was ugly. This stupid red thing that well.......it just so was not aesthetically pleasing. Was tempted to upgrade to a car with xm radio and sweet interiors but then i remembered my list, and remembered i still had spending to do and i resisted (BOY it was hard!!). so i put my stuff in incoherentnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-24938063010961274432009-07-20T20:20:00.004-05:002009-11-11T20:35:42.453-06:00The Wedding Blues (A response to CaramelD)So CaramelD is complaining about an upcoming wedding. I'm like what are YOU complaining about? At least you're a bride's maid. Well to be fair to her, she then apologized for complaining seeing as there are worse things out there in the world. But darn it!! I want to complain too! Especially considering I got her ass beat. My wedding is this weekend (no not MY wedding i mean the wedding I'M aboutincoherentnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-85302867626348915562009-07-07T11:13:00.003-05:002009-11-11T20:37:23.132-06:00MemoriesI miss being in a relationship. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE being single. I can pick up my bags when I want and go where ever I please. I can have how ever many people over and have impromptu parties. But, a girl has needs; needs that a good book can't fill and movies and music make worse. What to do what to do.incoherentnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-42173478390498012922009-06-26T23:03:00.004-05:002009-08-05T12:16:45.988-05:00The Man Who Can't Be Movedvalentine's day, love songs, romantic movies, m&b, harlequin these were all invented to make fools out of all us. diabolical people sit around all day and come up with new ways of turning us into blithering idiots. have us believing in frivolous untruths like "love", "happy endings", "the spark". instead of accepting the inevitability, focusing on much more tangible things in life like money, incoherentnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-72765159077059422352009-06-26T00:42:00.002-05:002009-06-26T00:59:24.244-05:00ATribute To A GreatFrom the moment i could discern musical notes, i have worshiped at the feet of Michael Jackson. From "abc" and 'can you feel it' with his brothers, to 'blood on the dance floor'. even when the critics hated on him, i thought every note he put out there was magnificent. i wanted to dance with him, sing with him , i totally crushed on him. that man shaped generations of music lovers and makers incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-39170287774888583552009-06-24T23:02:00.003-05:002009-06-24T23:07:48.337-05:00Groupie LoveBoredom and the Internet do not a good mix make. Here's what I found.........Girls, how in the hell are we EVER going to get any respect if this is the type of stuff we're proud to own up to.....sheesh. I'm all for women's liberation and all, but this is a little over the top!......Or maybe I'm just damn prude huh?incoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-41803958643621629012009-06-21T18:28:00.001-05:002009-06-21T18:28:35.948-05:00How To Know A Guy Is Into YouHe tells you.incoherentnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-7356119516320275722009-06-01T19:45:00.003-05:002009-06-05T12:21:22.324-05:00Blogger and the Lonely SoulWhen one has a blog, one must constantly filter and assemble one's thought; deciding just how much to reveal of one's self to all mankind. In this day and age of self aggrandizement, the temptation is ever strong to want to put all out there. I have always sort of reveled in my privacy. i enjoyed mass anonymity on hi5. Coerced into joining facebook, I enjoyed anonymity there as well despite thoseincoherentnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-27587605636913292812009-05-25T09:53:00.003-05:002009-05-31T11:57:18.038-05:00People Who Should Be Taken Out And Shot1. people who wear SUNglasses indoors, at night, or in dark, smoky nightclubs (forget freakin' Usher it does NOT look cool!! and seriously, can you even SEE??!!)2. drunks who figure it is their divine right to stagger to your door at 3 am and bang on it for over an hour3. people who cut in front of you in traffic then get stuck because THERE WAS A REASON I WAS GOING SLOWLY IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU incoherentnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-36910325926045162022009-05-04T09:10:00.003-05:002009-05-16T20:26:05.415-05:00Superman VS The HulkSo I've watched the double feature Hulk VS like a million times. And I'm also a budding Justice League Unlimited. That show is so dark and pulls no punches. So yesterday, I'm home watching Superman talking about how he'd always had to hold back when brawling with "earthlings" and he is so excited that he's found someone namely Darkside who can take it. So I get to wondering who would win: incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-85380142957220810252009-03-20T20:52:00.002-05:002009-03-20T21:03:43.148-05:00My Favourite ShowsSupernatural (that's number 1!!)Leverage (that kinda ties for number 1)FringeEleventh HourReaperEurekaCold CaseMediumFor me these are MUST sees. There are a few honorable mentions but I wont die if I don't watch them:PsychMonkLaw and Order: Criminal IntentAny suggestions?incoherentnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-31087353318410355242009-02-23T21:11:00.003-06:002009-03-03T20:41:49.982-06:00Lent 2009Its that time of the year again! And this year, many years of backsliding, i will be taking this as seriously as i possibly can. i will be fasting, praying, giving up that meat (at least this time, there no suya joint right next to my house.......). Why this mad dash back to the Lord? Come on people are you blind?!! The world is at an end! There is a black man in the White House. did you hear me?incoherentnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-33653160894050219132009-02-23T20:37:00.002-06:002009-02-23T20:53:35.092-06:00Beckham and the LA leagueDoes anyone else think it is freaking hilarious that Beckham doesn't want to go back to California? Apparently he is on loan to Milan for the UEFA (?? is it??). I wasn't really surprised. Have you seen Americans play football? These guys suck! I'm still convinced that the only reason they make it into the World Cup is because they bribe the Mexican players (the only other country in their region)incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-42066202319928401022009-02-08T22:31:00.002-06:002009-02-08T22:55:13.145-06:00Desperately Seeking a New JobSo my current job is poised to end. There are several reasons for this, some of them my fault. The most important thing is, I HAVE BILLS TO PAY. I need to find another source of gainful employment as soon as humanly or even divinely possible.Sadly, my talents are severly limited (one can even say non-existent). I can speak several languages, but none as fluently as would get me paid. I have incoherentnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-40231004615491695762009-01-26T21:23:00.005-06:002009-01-26T22:03:25.247-06:00This Thing Called LoveWhat is it sef? What makes your heart do flip flops over one guy and you can't even shock a beat out of it for another? why will you KNOW this person is so very wrong for you but still stick with them and hope and pray that they love you back? yet you meet a person: sweet, understanding, loving, utterly devoted to you, eyes only for you......and you are bored to freakn death!! you feel trapped incoherentnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-18262155120151240442009-01-16T20:18:00.002-06:002009-01-16T20:25:51.714-06:00Rumpole :(Sir John Mortimer, the creator of the great RUMPOLE is dead. He is survived by millions of adoring fans the world over and thousands of lawyers who owe their even considering law to his AWESOME books.....oh yeah and he has a daughter and some other relatives too...adieu Sir Mortimer, still loving your books after SO many years :)incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-48918166644195605692009-01-03T21:32:00.003-06:002009-01-03T21:40:24.658-06:00A little more on my new year resso i'm a bit of a geek yeh, and this year i'm trying a lil something called "losing weight". its a brand new very revolutionary tactic aimed at making you look good and being o whats the funny word? its at the tip of my tongue..........o yeah "healthy".in my quest for more knowledge (as if all the one i already possess has benefited me in any way right?), i stumbled upon this BBC article. the incoherentnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-71774555034973544932009-01-03T21:13:00.002-06:002009-01-03T21:30:16.212-06:002009so again my new year's celebration was....non existent. spent new year's eve driving the twelve hours back to my home base so i could enter the new year surrounded by the new life i have just started to build for myself.......12 midnight found me attending mass in front of my television (too exhausted to drive to mass and then drive myself back). watched a lil more tv (God dont these people KNOW incoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-50136920109006142812008-12-27T14:54:00.004-06:002008-12-30T15:54:43.139-06:00Christmas Aftermathstill seething from NOT receiving the xmas eve call from freak...........(HINT! HINT!)christmas day was interesting. NOTHING HAPPENED!! got into a huge dramatic fight on xmas eve. was very unhappy, drove for 12 hours straight then slept well into christmas morning. called friends, had a laugh, was called by family, chatted with people, found a very very old friend.so now its almost new year's eveincoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-80476310403901543242008-12-23T22:55:00.003-06:002008-12-23T23:04:07.619-06:00FACE OFF!This brief post is dedicated to those of us who watched "Face Off" a thousand times.The Cleveland Clinic has just reported the very first complete face transplant. A woman in Ohio has been given a new lease on life. She apparently did not like the face she had been born with and after years of "suffering" was able to get a team of surgeons to do the op. The operation is still very dangerous and incoherentnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-3684896550085746512008-12-23T20:44:00.006-06:002009-01-05T16:58:50.820-06:00The 2008 ME AwardsSince I am a chronic "follow-follow" and have no mind of my own (and thus cannot come up with original blog posts) here is my own version.........MOVIES Worst Movie: God is there space for that here? i'm just going to close my eyes and pick one at random......ok lets see here.........................sigh imma have to go with Hancock just cuz of the cheesy ass twist 2 a potentially awesome movieincoherentnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-42916036550078965592008-12-17T06:17:00.001-06:002008-12-17T06:17:47.244-06:00Life's a Bitch, then you dieincoherentnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-87470929299174556552008-12-11T19:32:00.004-06:002008-12-12T23:33:20.872-06:00Gee whiz, its Christmas!so the holidays approacheth and i am still stuck getting up before the Sun to drive to work. to make matters worse i live in an area i once thought to be correct....until i realised that everyone agrees with my sentiment, especially around Christmas so a 5 minute drive down my street to buy something turns to 20 because of the sheer number of people "enjoying" all my street has to offer.i had incoherentnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-16935754170890343272008-11-26T03:04:00.003-06:002008-11-26T03:09:28.023-06:00YouTube and BlogspotWhat the hell??I take my time and post a video for everyone's viewing pleasure (especially when I really have nothing to say but I want to post by force.....). And I come back a week later and "this video can no longer be viewed".......(or something to that effect). I mean COME ON!! I figure since Google now freaking OWNS youtube, I should be able to post whatever I want without copyright incoherentnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-34654976846612193762008-11-18T21:03:00.001-06:002008-11-18T21:03:54.597-06:00BloodThis is in honor of all my once-die hard pimps who are settling down, proposing, getting hitched and looking forward to be daddies. I've always had a fear that marriage makes you boring. All the married chicks around put me to sleep! Thankfully, though I don't talk to that many girls so it had never bothered me. However, now my BOYS are personally locking the chain and hanging the ball over theirincoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-9101716176696961842008-11-05T18:03:00.004-06:002008-11-30T21:27:14.405-06:00President-Elect Barrack Hussein ObamaSo people, history has been made. And I was HERE for it. Words cannot express what I felt when the news came through. It is still unbelievable to me.Of course, the slave states voted overwhelmingly to keep my boy out of the WHITE house but he still got in. The moment he was announced the winner, local stations in a town in Texas shut down all programs discussing the elections. Preventing people incoherentnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-63520098997277523482008-11-03T18:17:00.003-06:002008-11-03T18:32:50.280-06:00Stupidity 101So this is how to be stupid and win a vice presidency while doing it. She can barely answer the question! Good Lord! What was asked what was answered? Considering that public schools deal only in multiple choice tests and no longer teach grammar (i kid you not people!) I am not surprised she is unable to answer a simple QUESTION. But hey! On the flipside, Bush Jr the blubbering buffoon incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-16643692633509993912008-10-21T00:39:00.003-05:002008-10-26T17:38:13.234-05:00Is there anyone out there looking around and coming to terms with the fact that out of all their friends, their life sucks the most? As in you have accomplished the least, come the least furthest since you parted ways. Have very little to boast of? ....or am i the only 1?And don't tell me to stop feeling sorry for myself, if there is one thing I am it is honest with myself. And trust me, I love incoherentnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-87596188452835853812008-10-09T22:43:00.001-05:002008-10-09T22:43:14.848-05:00Daniel Powter - Bad DayThis week has shaped up to be the most awful I have had in a long time. My boo is out of commission, have to send him in for repairs (sniff sniff). My insurance company reduced me to tears last night. Today, I came home to meet a notice of pending eviction from my apartment complex for something I am not even guilty of. To top it off I'm not sure my job is as secure as I first thought. I am incoherentnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-89858930478941460112008-10-06T20:57:00.004-05:002008-10-06T21:06:21.131-05:00Cup of Watermy father always told me: when you are angry, before you react drink a large cup of water. if you are still angry when you are done, go for it!"....oh if only i had listened to him (sniff sniff).on friday, while working on my laptop and working on pentup frustration with a week of very little sleep, i slammed my fist into my beautiful beautiful laptop. now, it wont start-up. flat out refuses to incoherentnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-42492601943762052102008-09-29T00:08:00.004-05:002008-09-29T22:25:55.730-05:00Too Much To Ask?i am currently watching the third season of veronica mars (an awesome show by the way; dont no y it got canceled....). so in this season, in addition to the usual mystery and mayhem, there's this strong vein of romance and love running through it. and boy has it got me feening.noooo i DO NOT want to get married. but sometimes, especially when i'm watching ms mars do she ting :) i want so so bad incoherentnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-63609255107069672312008-09-22T21:00:00.001-05:002008-09-22T21:07:24.883-05:00I'M A PC Microsoft Commercial - Windows Not WallsObviously everyone has seen the Apple commercials. They have poor PC stereotyped as a nerdy type and the Mac is this cool hip dude. Windows was smart enough not to challenge the claims made in the ads (hell they ARE true! VISTA SUCKS!!!). Instead, they put together a really cool ad showing the diversity of the people who still use PC. I just thought it was a really cool well put together ad and Iincoherentnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-76686368332077594172008-09-19T23:49:00.004-05:002008-09-22T21:13:19.251-05:00Cheap PublicityOk! ok! i was bored alright! And i thought it was really funny! Anyway, this IS what cheap publicity is all about yeh? So..........READ FREAKSHO'S BLOG!!!!you can thank me later luv ;)ADDENDUM: so muse says i made no comment......well imitation is the sincerest form of flattery init? oh yeah i was quite miffed you chose to hide your face! not cool. not cool at all........incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-41372876415635050042008-09-19T23:47:00.002-05:002008-09-22T21:08:19.869-05:00300 I AreHad nothing to post so went hunting and found this post. It's a rendition of my fave movie (of all time no less....) with background music provided an interesting song (ahem) posted by my current favourite person.Enjoy...........incoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-31571648282595050342008-09-14T14:51:00.001-05:002008-09-14T15:01:09.472-05:00MovingSo I have moved into a new apartment. the moving process alone was gruelling. it took me a day and a half of painful labor to get all the boxes packed and moved into storage. then after i'd signed my lease etc, it took me 4 weekends of going back and forth to get everything i needed (and forgotten) down to my new place. now comes the really hard part: i am surrounded by boxes. big boxes small incoherentnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-50829324060466396012008-08-13T09:48:00.004-05:002008-09-22T21:08:43.692-05:00Oh Obama!So now there's a book out there revealing Obama as a clandestine Muslim drug addict who sits through tirades about plans for a black coup d'etat and nods and takes notes.Apparently, this guy is riding high on his successful undermining of John Kerry's presidential bid in 2004. Already his new book which has a mouthful of a name I don't care to keep in my head, is No 1! on the New York Times incoherentnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-87115457410916822522008-08-07T21:29:00.002-05:002008-09-22T21:09:06.724-05:00"Obama Fatigue"?There is a new development in the election front. People are getting tired of hearing about Obama. Is that possible? I mean, you finally have a BLACK man doing all the stuff only the old white folks and their prim and proper wives did. So yeah, I guess people got overexcited and talked him to death. I don't think he is being taken seriously as a candidate. He's become like a toy and people are incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-43355593765284974822008-07-23T09:40:00.003-05:002008-09-22T21:09:06.725-05:00There is hope for America after all!I just watched a video about a school called Berea College. It is a small college in Kentucky that pays FULL tuition to ALL its students. It caters solely to low income families and is reputed to have been accepting women and blacks long before the 'Brown vs Board of Education' decision. They do it by combining the donations of alumni and generous donors. They also require that all the students incoherentnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-53569176141549462152008-07-17T11:46:00.002-05:002008-07-22T01:05:32.556-05:00GONGO ASO Accoustic Versionthis is hilarious! props to nikolas. my yoruba brother from a greek mother and father lol!i wish i could speak yoruba or know the words to gongo aso half as well. its cute when white folks become fixated on us former servants. ha ha.seriously tho, that guy is awesome. i'm subscribing to his channel.incoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-65576439778928571792008-07-10T12:53:00.001-05:002008-09-22T21:09:06.725-05:00Jesse JacksonI hope to add to this post when I'm not bogged down as I am right now, but for now this article voices what I plan to say with much meaner words (muhuhahaha)incoherentnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-61379314799147804132008-07-07T11:59:00.005-05:002008-07-07T12:46:46.155-05:00Fellow Bloggers Shout OutsSo this dude left a comment actually COMPLIMENTING me on my blog (thats a laugh). and so i checked his out expecting to find a badly written blog with shallow topics, i mean, only a blithering drooling idiot wld actually READ my blog ( and LIKE it no less!) unless they accidentally landed on the site ....or they were friends who had no choice in the matter (if i was an xman, my mutant power wld incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-72476535945087619502008-06-27T12:57:00.003-05:002008-07-22T01:07:09.850-05:00Global Warming et alSaw this article this morning. Pretty interesting huh? Then I saw this slide show. What exactly is up I wonder?One of my professors thinks we are just being ego-centric. That we just want the Earth to stay the way WE want it. The Earth goes through changes every millenia or so anyway (Ice Age, the meltdown of the ice age....we've all seen the movies) so why are we so bothered. yeah we'll be wipedincoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-54886771923819541732008-06-20T19:41:00.006-05:002008-06-22T10:54:09.959-05:00My Wish ListNow one of the things I have never agreed with is this "registering thing". You know what I'm talking about? People register their weddings, house warming, and baby showers and now even BIRTHDAYS! Then they give you an approved list of what they expect you to buy them. I do not approve of this at all, I mean whatever happened to the surprise and anticipation of opening up a present? Or the incoherentnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-90343555093631832802008-06-17T13:43:00.003-05:002008-06-17T14:14:54.784-05:00Strictly For The Guys (ok, the girls can peek too)Read this post on MSN, thought I should share it. I really want responses. Trying to figure something out.incoherentnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-27305568919401794462008-06-12T16:13:00.002-05:002008-06-12T17:23:27.784-05:00Another One Bites the DustFirst, HAPPY JUNE 12!!! :)I'm sure by now Nigerians the worlds over have heard the good news: Adedibu is dead. Another so called untouchable has succumbed to the ultimate power. For those of us old enough (ha ha) to remember 1999 when in this same month,....and around this same time...the seemingly unstoppable Abacha also went down. Oddly in the same way, they died. I mean they DIED. Adedibu the incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-53409918246513958282008-06-12T14:57:00.007-05:002008-06-12T18:39:03.098-05:00No Less of a WomanA bunch of my friends are preparing to get married this year. Of course, now that they have found their "one" they have taken it upon themselves to ask me constantly "so when are you getting married?" "how far with that guy?". I have been admonished to hurry up and move from my small town to a bigger city where the .....ahem....." prospects" are better. "You're not growing any younger you know"incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-13092960677118881382008-06-06T12:52:00.003-05:002008-06-06T13:08:34.164-05:00Life as a CoupleJust read this post on Slate. pretty interesting. Personally, I love me my space. One of the reasons I know I am not getting married is because I'm not sure I could stand to be around a single human for that long. A boyfriend is fine. At least you can kick him out, or refuse to answer the door. i remember, I had these friends whose house I could spend days in and they would mind. When I was tiredincoherentnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-88250573646293362132008-06-04T01:51:00.002-05:002008-06-22T10:55:16.104-05:00Happy Birthday Mummy!!Today is my mummy's birthday. She's turning.....OLD!!! but anyone who knows her knows she's a veritable baaaaaaaaaaaabe! I hope I got her genes :) altho my dad is pretty hot himself. God we're all getting old. my dad's almost 60 can u imagine. and mi madre.....well. women dont give out thier age yeh. so mum's the word (...did any1 else find that ironic)Anyway. this post is just to commemorate my incoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-28052885074224728162008-06-04T01:33:00.003-05:002008-06-12T18:24:16.030-05:00HilaryI may be setting women back 1000 years, but would Hilary Clinton just shut up! My boo Barack Obama has enough delegates to win the nomination. he has been accepted as the Democratic candidate but Hilary insists on going on with her campaign. Her not giving up the fight is cute, but what the hell man? Your husband was there for 8 years, you've been senator, visited with the Ay-rabs, been shot at (incoherentnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-62501727939332898292008-06-03T22:43:00.003-05:002008-06-03T23:13:00.627-05:00Decision 2008!So my secret lover won the Democratic nomination! I am ecstatic. We have bets on how long he will last before the white people realise what they are in for and take him out.......ok that was a bit racist. But seriously, history has been made. A black man/person has arrived where no black had ever dreamt to be. Marin Luther King FINALLY did not die in vain. Yeah yeah there are people out there whoincoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-15822683438338507212008-06-02T13:00:00.003-05:002008-06-02T13:10:33.935-05:00Orai'm fat somebody help me! my tummy is the same size as a 3-month foetus and it jiggles. is anyone a diehard simpsons fan? there was this episode where homer gets a heart attack. he goes to the hospital and the doctor pokes his belly to determine how much fat he's carrying. the stomach to move and homer goes "Woohoo look at the blubber fly!". and stomach keeps going........and going.......thats incoherentnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-9199507299548611142008-06-01T20:40:00.003-05:002008-07-06T12:31:10.798-05:00I am thankfuli love watching reruns. i adore those shows from the 70s and 80s and i love cold case especially episodes where the murder was committed in like the 30 or 40s. thing is, these flashbacks into the world back then make me more and more grateful for the world into which i was born. i am black AND female plus a tomboy who'd rather wear jeans n a baseball cap (i havent worn makeup close to a year now.incoherentnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-16746982247611161172008-06-01T18:06:00.004-05:002008-06-01T18:12:22.119-05:00Happy Mother's Day: The Videoremember that video i posted on mother's day no one could view? finaly figured it out! i'm getting better at this blog thing everyday :)incoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-23641248324102745762008-05-29T14:39:00.002-05:002008-05-29T15:03:25.682-05:00Rachel Ray the TerroristSo the new furor on the news is that certain "sensitive" people decided that the scarf Rachel Ray (she does like cooking shows or something on cable tv) was suggestive of the scarf worn by Al Queda. cute huh? I think it is utterly ridiculous. There is nothing wrong with that scarf! I want one! Or am I wrong?.........incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-26124985890514081832008-05-25T22:17:00.002-05:002008-05-25T22:22:29.564-05:00MY Layout, Template etcSo my friends have all ganged up against me and are insisting that I spice up my blog. Unfortunately, i dont see any one giving me tips on what to. Some "friends" I have huh.........this is a hint people. feel bad n DO SOMETHING!incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-88430537901104097952008-05-25T21:23:00.003-05:002008-05-26T09:58:22.854-05:00Open AccessCurrently in the scientific world, authors have to pay ridiculous amounts to have their research published. The more prestigious the journal, the more you pay. Then, the readers who want to read your research and learn from it also have to pay through their noses to get it. Either you pay a ridiculous amount to subscribe (NATURE charges students $200, professionals much more)to the journal, or incoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-57439545139638794722008-05-25T09:57:00.004-05:002008-05-26T09:59:05.485-05:00BEST BUY!!! GIVE ME A JOB!!Yeah yeah those who know me and know Best Buy think....... well KNOW I'm overqualified to work there. But nonya! Cuz you forget I'm an "alien" in this country and so less than a nobody cuz "i'm not of this planet" (see dictionary definition of "alien") so I have to find work where I can. And really guys, if you really do know me you know I think BEST BUY ROCKS!! It is my favourite store in the incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-78383126727767521842008-05-25T09:49:00.004-05:002008-05-26T09:56:44.313-05:00My Life So FarSo I'm in the final stages of my program. All I have to do is turn in a reading copy of my thesis. Unfortunately, I have writer's block. I had an epiphany this morning that I threw up a block because I am scared to death of failure (which I am). How do I get out of this rut? I need to do this really or my advisor will totally give up on me. right now, he's the only person who still thinks I maybeincoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-13300244292529123302008-05-11T16:50:00.002-05:002008-05-26T09:57:21.275-05:00Happy Mother's Day!In honor of Mother's Day, yahoo reposted this really cool video. Thought I'd share it with y'all. Hope i'm not infringing on anything?.........http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=7769005incoherentnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-5009070608245889432008-05-11T12:15:00.003-05:002008-05-26T09:48:43.131-05:00The Job HuntDoes anyone think this blog hurts my chances of getting a good job? I've been reading about how people lose jobs over unsavory blogs etc. I really am out to speak my mind and I DO NOT want to be gagged. I CANNOT be gagged. I NEED to have a place where I can freely speak my mind and not have bite my tongue or hold back. People have fought for ages to be able to speak freely without fear of incoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-20680486038207268572008-05-11T11:47:00.009-05:002008-05-29T14:33:08.720-05:00Nigeria 419 vs Yankee 419 (Part 2)so my eyes no longer burn and while I can still see I'd like to continue:Discover Card has this new advert on television telling you how they now offer a service to help you pay down your debt. Its a planner that helps you calculate how much you owe on your various cards, then offers options best suited to you to help reduce your overall debt. In the ad, the shiny yellow ball, in response to a incoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-36074850909149921912008-05-10T01:20:00.000-05:002008-05-10T01:21:33.321-05:00The Job HuntJust in case you have been (awed voice) following my blog....thought you should know I AM STIL IN NEED OF A JOB! will do ANYTHING at this stage. i heard mcdonalds is hiring......incoherentnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-66406432872742248492008-04-29T20:53:00.000-05:002008-05-05T13:47:22.907-05:00It's amazing the lists that are out there these days. People with no talents to speak of are out there creating lists about classics that should no longer be classics and rappers who cant rap and overrated singers. Granted, there are awful movies and terrible singers out there but different strokes for different folks. I think Jennifer Lopez can neither sing nor act and her butt is NOT all that..incoherentnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-31181431299708244062008-04-26T08:51:00.000-05:002008-05-10T01:17:52.386-05:00My Current DilemmaI NEED A JOB! That is my one and only dilemma right now. I want a lab/research job but all the experience I have is teaching. However, I HATE teaching. I'm told I am good at it, but that is only if I have receptive minds to work with. The apathy I will be forced to encounter especially from these American kids who have NO home training and even worse academic one is.......well lets not dwell on incoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-60717714802961954672008-04-24T19:04:00.000-05:002008-04-24T19:10:07.862-05:00Blogs; A waste of time?Why do I even bother with this blog? Does anyone truly care?incoherentnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-31575961579260965602008-04-24T18:54:00.000-05:002008-05-05T13:47:04.667-05:00InvestmentsSo I've joined this MSN CAPS thing on ...MSN duh!! Its supposed to be this support system for small time investors......or wannabe investors like me.I am currently suffering from some serious nightly shakes over my finance. Currently I'm using about 60 % of my line of credit (in a fit of boredom, I calculated it a couple days ago) which is soooo not good! I'm trying to figure out how to pay it incoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-75198169721360104292008-03-04T11:36:00.000-06:002008-05-10T01:16:00.876-05:00Naija 419 vs Yankee 419I started this awhile ago, on a day when I had......well, nothing to do. decided to finish it:Now that I have no water and so cannot go out or anything :( I have ample time to gripe and talk and complain. Everyone even my personal boy Obama has been dissing Nigeria and our yahoo-yahoo boys. but there are even bigger cons going on here in the States....at least I think so anywaylets start with theincoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-69210924455966956552008-03-04T11:31:00.001-06:002008-05-25T22:27:27.106-05:00For the Africans dreaming of a better lifeThis is just a small gripe. All of you looking for a better life in yankee. I went without light a couple days ago. Do you know you cant even go on the internet without electricity? Now this morning I went to the bathroom to take a shower.....NO WATER!! grrrrrrrbetter life my assincoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-56471820894792048662008-03-04T11:19:00.001-06:002008-05-29T14:30:03.090-05:00Stuff Educated Black People LikeMy darling black american friend sent me this post and i find it hilarious in an annoying way.......check it out and let me know what you think.then when you're fuming, check out this other cool post.that should put a smile right back on your face. then add your own comment to the bloghelp the list grow :)incoherentnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5086136672112169108.post-22615778810763134252008-02-20T13:09:00.002-06:002011-06-22T06:09:15.141-05:00the future of nigeriai just read my friend's blog about the mind set of nigerians. it so sad really. we are the most hard working people in the world. yet, our country is in shambles and we are rated the most corrupt country in the WORLD. why is this? everyone i know are hard working. they shine at their place of work. and they got where they are honestly. so where are the crooks coming from? over 90% of my incoherentnoreply@blogger.com1